18 4 / 2014

crystallized-teardrops:

phases of a student

  • does homework as soon as you get it 
  • worried about being caught copying homework
  • doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
  • too lazy to even copy from others

(via jonsnuhh)

18 4 / 2014

18 4 / 2014

  • 1: Let's use Christo to find out if they're a demon
  • 2: Let's exorcise all demons to save their vessels
  • 3: Lol let's stab the fucker and see if he glows when he dies

18 4 / 2014

bombshellbutt:

should i sleep???? study????cry???? all three/?????

(via octopusolive)

17 4 / 2014

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via octopusolive)

17 4 / 2014

mshoneysucklepink:

A Compilation Video of Tiny Puppies Learning to Howl

If you want to spend the next three minutes going “OH MY GOD” in a high pitched squeal, watch/listen to this.

(Source: laughingsquid, via samandriel)

17 4 / 2014

17 4 / 2014

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via octospiders)

16 4 / 2014

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

(via wholockincorperated)

16 4 / 2014

geishasunrise:

suddenly banana

geishasunrise:

suddenly banana

(Source: theegeekcorner, via wholockincorperated)