"ive stopped googling bees and started googling your name instead"
faceless old woman what the fuck (via coolgaygoverness)
Maybe the City Council hated small talk, so they passed a law that demanded that music be played every time someone mention the weather in order to cut off any banal conversation that might follow. This was frustrating for citizens at first, but most of them soon…
How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:
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